England has a reputation for being wet
And it’s a
well-deserved one I fear
And the simple reason
for that is that
The Queen has reigned so many years
Saturday, 21 January 2023
IN THE VEGETABLE WORLD
In the vegetable world, the posh potatoes
Never listen to football
on the radio
There is nothing they
dislike greater
Friday, 20 January 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 350
On top of Old Smoky,
All covered with snow
The great sleeping
giant
Was ready to blow
WHINGING HOLIDAY MAKERS # 4
When we were on holiday
We went swimming in
the sea
No-one said there
would be fish
The kids found it very scary
WHY DID THE DIVORCEE CROSS THE ROAD?
Why did the divorcee cross the road?
Well not just to get to the other side
The reason he wanted to cross over
Was so he could avoid another bride
ARE YOU WEARING LACE GARTERS?
Are you wearing lace garters?
Answer me that one for
starters
Beneath your dress up
high
Around your black clad
thigh
Where the black sheath
is stopping
Where they are lacy at
the topping
Are there lacy garter rings
Sexily placed
decorative things
Please answer this one
for starters
Are you wearing lacy
garters?
A TODDLER STARTS CHEWING ON A SLUG
A toddler starts chewing on a slug
As mum looks on and
squirms
But she asked what it
tasted like
And the toddler replied
“Worms”
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