To garden effectively, firstly, put on a hat
But be very careful, and
choose the right one
Straw preferably, and
it should have a
Wide brim to protect
you from the sun
Some old clothes, but
nothing too scruffy
It should be a stylish
yet practical rig
And with a hoe in one
hand and a cold drink
In the other, tell
somebody else where to dig
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating of curds and
whey;
And if you ever
wondered
What a tuffet is
You’ll find them on
Ebay
Topless sunbathing on the beach
Should be universally
banned
My husband finds it distracting
And can’t relax as he
planned
Why did the bigamist cross the road?
Well not just to get to the other side
The reason he wanted to cross over
Was so he could get to the other bride
Are you wearing a policeman’s hat?
And you don’t get fed
up with that
When they ask about
your bobby’s hat
“Does your head reach
the top of that?”
My grandfather became such
A successful bonsai
grower
He had to move to a
house
Where the garden was
smaller
