When you’re on the pull
If you want to break
the ice
Say something funny
Or say something nice
Be complimentary
Or just lie in your
endeavour
Be devastatingly witty
Or say something
clever
Say to her “If I
follow you home
Tonight, it’s not as
it seems
I was just brought up
to
Follow my dreams"
Sit down in the meadow
And we will bill and
coo
We will choose a
perfect spot
But please be careful
do
Oh, dear that was
thoughtless
I did suggest you take
care
It was rather ill
considered
For you to sit down there
As if you lift your
buttock up
You’ll see you
squashed
A perfect patch of
buttercup
As I was going by Charing Cross
The station was closed
of course
And a sign said
outside of the station
A replacement bus
service is in operation
The beach was right outside the hotel
Which I suppose was
alright
But is wasn’t much
like the brochure
The sand was yellow
not white
Why did the philanderer cross the road?
Well not just to get to the other side
The reason he wanted to cross over
Was so he could get to another man’s bride
Are you wearing leggings?
That are baggy ‘round
the knees’
As I can’t see them
for myself
Can I have more
details please?
I told my dad “I want to be
A fortune teller init”
He said “Don’t be daft
son
There’s no future in
it”
