Are you wearing a push up bra?
Well, I think you’ve
pushed them up too far
I’m not sure where
they should begin
But they shouldn’t be
under your chin
Wednesday, 4 January 2023
ARE YOU WEARING A PUSH UP BRA?
Tuesday, 3 January 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 333
Polly put the kettle on,
Polly put the kettle
on,
Polly put the kettle
on,
We'll all make meth
PC’s take it off
again,
PC’s take it off
again,
PC’s take it off
again,
We're all going away
CRAFT IS AN ACRONYM
CRAFT is an acronym for
“Can’t remember a
fucking thing”
And it’s an Acronym
for
ARE YOU WEARING A PURPLE BONNET?
Are you wearing a purple bonnet?
And a pink scarf about
your neck
Well, I don’t know how
to tell you
But you really look
like a prick
I TOLD MY DAD THAT I HAD JOB TEMPING
I told my dad that I had job temping
Which sent him quite dolalli
“Fifteen years of education” he raged
ECCEDENTESIAST DESCRIBES SOMEONE
Eccedentesiast describes someone
Who hide their pain
behind a smile
Football supporters
are like that
Especially if you
support Carlisle
MY MUSIC TASTES ARE QUITE ECLECTIC
My music tastes are quite eclectic
So, in almost any genre I easily fit
From classical to electro swing
But rap music is an oxymoron, isn’t it?
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