MY SHADOW WATCHES ME AS I WORK

 

My shadow watches me as I work

And I am thankful for its easy company

Because it means I’m in the sunshine

And it is a constant reminder to me

DON’T THINK EXTRA TERRESTRIAL

 

Don’t think Extra Terrestrial

When this question begs

What is ET short for?

It’s because he's only got little legs

CHOCOLATE BUTTONS

 

Chocolate buttons have always

Struck me as being rather rude

You may think it strange but

After all they’re Smartie’s in the nude

SHARE YOUR KNOWLEDGE AND YOUR WISDOM

 

Share your knowledge and your wisdom

While you’re here because in reality

Short of committing mass murder

It's the only way to achieve an immortality

THERE WAS SOMETHING REMARKABLE

 

There was something remarkable

A special quality beyond belief

Something dangerous and daring

With the dark-haired slip of mischief

AN OSTRICH'S EYE IS BIGGER

 

An ostrich's eye is bigger

Than its brain, apparently

I have known quite a few

People afflicted similarly

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 279

 

This is the way the gentlemen ride

Gallop-a-trot,

Gallop-a-trot!

This is the way the gentlemen ride

Get out of the way you oiks