APPLE ARE GOING TO MAKE A CAR

 

Apple are going to make a car

But the one thing nobody knows

Is whether or not the iCar

Is going to have Windows

HAVING SEX IN AN ELEVATOR?

 

Having sex in an elevator?

Those dirty little devils

That kind of behaviour

Is wrong on so many levels

NEW BABIES ARE DELIVERED BY STORK?

 

New babies are delivered by stork?

Not that old chestnut again

Small babies may arrive by stork

But the big ones need a crane

WHEN YOU WALK INTO THE BATHROOM

 

When you walk into the bathroom

You’re American

When you walk out of the bathroom

You’re American

But while you are in the bathroom

European

I THINK GOOGLE IS A WOMAN

 

I think Google is a woman because

It won't let me finish my question

Or a sentence for that matter, before

It starts making other suggestions

HERE IS AN INTERESTING FACT

 

Here is an interesting fact

Which should come as no surprise

The inventor of the humble

Door knocker won the No-bell prize

LIFE’S VEXATIONS # 4

 

Is there anything more annoying?

Than when checking your tyre pressure

And you're trying to get a reading

Your pressure gauge lets out half the air