On Halloween, all hallows eve
Ghosts and ghouls come
out
But not to do their
evil work
They just want to
stroll about
They can mix with the
living
At this one time of
the year
And not be discovered
Or cause screams of
fear
They just mingle with
fleshies
All through Halloween
night
Enjoying the company
But are gone by first
light
Are you wearing Halloween stockings?
Beneath your long
black coat
Are you suitably
resplendent?
Will you really float
my boat?
Are they risqué and
shocking?
Will they easily get
my vote?
It could mean a happy
Halloween
For a certain horny old goat
Are you wearing Halloween garters?
Answer me that one for
starters
Beneath your dress up
high
Around your black clad
thigh
Where the black sheath
is stopping
Where they are lacy at
the topping
Are there pagan garter
rings
Sexily placed
decorative things
Please answer this one
for starters
Are you wearing
Halloween garters?
If your blind date is described to you
As “a Poet” don’t go
all romantic
Because it will be
worse than it sounds
And they’ll be a depressive Schizophrenic
A carrion crow sat on an oak,
A gallows tree, for a
carrion crow,
“Soon I’m going to eat
that bloke”
Said the carrion crow
sat on the oak,
Are you wearing a merkin?
I’m sorry about the
smirkin’
But to be quite honest
Betty
It looked better on
the yeti
I stepped out of the car
And was verbally
assailed
As I stood upon my
drive
“Trick or treat”
Came the banshee
chorus
From creatures barely
alive
I was taken aback
By this unprecedented
event
This new tactic they’d
contrived
In the past I had been
safe
Behind locked doors
When the leaches
arrive
But pretending not to
be in
Would not cut it any
more
If I was to survive
I must be as clever
As the candy seeking
predators
And learn to duck and
dive
So, when a firework
went off
And their attention
was distracted
I ran away to hide
