It is possible to have
Too much of a good
thing
I feel I should say,
though
I’m not sure where to
begin
It involves the colour
orange
i.e. too much fake
tanning
So, unless it’s
Halloween
Please don’t look like
a pumpkin
Friday, 21 October 2022
TANGO’D
ARE YOU WEARING A WITCH’S HAT?
Are you wearing a witch’s hat?
I don’t know what I
think of that
I will just have to
wait and see
If you decide to put a
spell on me
I think it might be a
thrill
If you were to bend me
to your will
SHE COULD BEGUILE AND MESMERISE
She could beguile
And mesmerize
She could entrance
And hypnotize
She was a cunning
Thorny little bitch
She was also a
stunning
Horny little Witch
ARE YOU WEARING A GHOULISH OUTFIT?
Are you wearing a ghoulish outfit?
It’s made from an old
bed sheet isn’t it?
That could be useful
when the fun begins
As it could cover a multitude of sins
IF YOUR BLIND DATE IS DESCRIBED TO YOU # 5
If your blind date is described to you
As “passionate and
beautiful” don’t try her
Because in all
probability she’ll be
A Sloppy drunk and a pathological
liar
THE POLICE ARE BEING ISSUED WITH PENCILS
The police are being issued with pencils and
Very thin sheets of
paper, all very low tech
It’s a new initiative
being rolled out so that
When crimes occur,
they can trace a suspect
THE BLIZZARD OF OZ
The Blizzard of Oz
Continued to blow
Until the yellow brick
road
Was covered in snow
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