Bless you, bless you, bonny bee:
Say, when will your wedding be?
I’m only interested I
should say
So, we can all come
and ruin your day
Thursday, 20 October 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 267
ARE YOU WEARING A SHOCKED EXPRESSION?
Are you wearing a shocked expression?
Well, that’s certainly
the impression
But it’s never as bad
as it seems
“You’ve just seen the
girl of your dreams?”
“In which case you
have my sympathy
Because I’ve had
dreams like that you see”
ARE YOU WEARING A DEVILISH OUTFIT?
Are you wearing a devilish outfit?
Just the thing for a
Halloween night
A real devilish red
bloodied treat
All sinful red and ultra-skin-tight
IF YOUR BLIND DATE IS DESCRIBED TO YOU # 4
If your blind date is described to you
As “Average looking”
then look out
Because it will be
worse than it sounds
And they’ll have a
face like a trout
WHENEVER WE ARGUE
Whenever we argue
You cry without fail
Has no one ever told
you
Crying is blackmail
YOU HAVE THIRTY PAIRS
You have thirty pairs
Of shoes, more or less
And standing in the
room
In obvious distress
Won’t make me choose
No matter how much you
press
The appropriate pair
To go with that dress
MY WIFE AND I ARE SEPARATED
My wife and I are separated
And the reason why we
parted
She started all
conversations
After the programs had
started
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