THE CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRY’S

 

The Chocolate Strawberry’s

I have so far concluded

As one of your five a day

May definitely be included

CHOCOLATE COATED RAISINS

 

Chocolate coated raisins

I found out today

Can easily be included

As one of your five a day

WHEN THE RAIN FALLS

 

When the rain falls

Look for the rainbows

When darkness falls

Look for the stars

When your love falls

You can look for me

THE CILLIT BANG GUY

 

The Cillit Bang guy is

Punting it out here and there

So is Barry Scott now

A soap scum millionaire

THE GIRL WAS PIGEON CHESTED

 

The girl was pigeon chested

Which wasn't obvious to begin

But once I got her bra off

Both her nipples pointed in

COUGHS AND SNEEZES

 

Coughs and sneezes

Spread diseases

Colds and flu

And nasty wheezes

So, protect against

Coughs and sneezes

There is one thing

That helps and eases

Have a smoke

To help the wheezes

Choose any brand

Pick one that pleases

So do not fear

Coughs and sneezes

Because smoking stops

Them spreading diseases

 

It’s alright I haven’t gone mad I was prompted to right this by Bee, who pointed out how strange it was how perceptions of things change over time.

For example, Cigarettes were marketed in the 19th century as a cure for amongst other things Asthma and Catarrh.

Now we no different

THE POETIC PAM AYRES

 

The poetic Pam Ayres

Wrote verse with a gag

And I think she looks

Like Benny Hill in drag