St. Swithin's day if thou dost rain
For forty
days it will remain
And that’s
the English summer for you
Saturday, 24 September 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 241
ARE YOU WEARING WINTER UNDERWEAR?
Are you wearing winter underwear?
I’m
thinking as you stand there
Are you
clad in body formers?
Proper cozy
winter warmers
Substantial
Bloomers for outdoors
A sturdy
pair of winter drawers
I may never
know for sure
But with my
thoughts impure
I’m content
as you stand there
In your
cozy winter underwear
THE VICARIOUS VICAR
The Reverend Hinton
Brought many
couples,
Efficiently
and Happily
Through
their nuptials
And he was
content
Experiencing
happiness
Thru the
couples he joined
But felt
alone nonetheless
For at the
end of the day
He went on
his own
To his
empty vicarage
And sat home
alone
ALL OF MY ADULT LIFE
All of my adult life
I have been
searching and
Eureka! I
have the answer
I have
finally worked it out
I shouldn’t
be looking for
Someone I
can live with
I should be
looking for
Someone I
can’t live without
STAR STRUCK
A contagion struck down
Quentin
Tarantino
Now he’s in
the hospital
In a tent
in quarantino
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