Sunday, 18 September 2022

MILESTONE 60 # 5

 

Wow you look good for your age

And it was hard for me to gauge

But what proves you are an old man

Is that you’re a Jim Reeves fan

UNDER ANY CONCEIVABLE CIRCUMSTANCE

 

Under any conceivable circumstance

I wouldn’t hesitate to admit

I would much rather be over the hill

Than find myself under it

OLD GEEZER FOR SALE

50 year old,

Needs TLC, well used

One previous owner

No reasonable offer refused

I DOUBT IT BUT IF IT’S ACTUALLY TRUE

 

I doubt it but if it’s actually true,

And it’s not an exaggeration,

And things do get better with age

Then I must have reached perfection

AGEING IS LIKE FINE WINE

 

Ageing is like fine wine

It gets better with age

But in your case 

It was corked at some stage

Saturday, 17 September 2022

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 234

 

Miss Jane had a bag

It was robbed in a minute

She opened the bag

And a scouser was in it

ARE YOU WEARING CAST OFFS?

 

Are you wearing cast offs?

I don’t actually care

As long as I see them cast off

Onto my bedroom chair