Wow you look good for your age
And it was
hard for me to gauge
But what
proves you are an old man
Is that you’re
a Jim Reeves fan
Wow you look good for your age
And it was
hard for me to gauge
But what
proves you are an old man
Is that you’re
a Jim Reeves fan
Under any conceivable circumstance
I wouldn’t
hesitate to admit
I would
much rather be over the hill
Than find
myself under it
50 year old,
Needs TLC, well
used
One previous
owner
I doubt it but if it’s actually true,
And it’s
not an exaggeration,
And things
do get better with age
Then I must
have reached perfection
Ageing is like fine wine
It gets
better with age
But in your
case
It was
corked at some stage
Miss Jane had a bag
It was
robbed in a minute
She opened
the bag
And a
scouser was in it
Are you wearing cast offs?
I don’t
actually care
As long as
I see them cast off
Onto my
bedroom chair