GREEK GODDESS ARTEMIS

 

Greek Goddess Artemis

The virgin Goddess

Of the hunt and the moon

Daughter of Zeus and Leto

Twin sister of Phoebus

I’VE LOST TOO MANY

 

I’ve lost too many

Nearest and dearest

Friends and families

I’ve watched as they

Left this world

One by one.

Each one gone too soon

Before they came to terms

With themselves

As I have done

And felt as free as I

PICKUP # 9

 

When you’re on the pull

If you want to break the ice

Say something funny

Or say something nice

Be complimentary

Or just lie in your endeavour

Be devastatingly witty

Or say something clever

“You work at subway,

If I’m not wrong”

“And I know that because

You just gave me a footlong”

I LOVE YOU BY ANY MEASURE # 1

 

I love you by any measure

You might wish to use

But I don’t know how to express

The way I feel about you

And the affect you have on me

So, I hope this gives you a clue

If you were a pop song being sung

You would be number one

SINCE THE FINANCIAL CRASH

 

Since the financial crash, strict conditions

Must be met before a mortgage is allowed

And some form of insurance is required

And men should be well endowed

I WOULD LIKE TO SHATTER A POPULAR MYTH

 

I would like to shatter a popular myth

If anyone out there actually cares

It’s in regard to steroids which

Don’t secure the carpet on the stairs

I WAS TOLD ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION WAS

 

I was told artificial insemination was

When the farmer gave Toro a bit of a pull

Before he does it to the cow instead

But I’m sure that that has to be bull