ROMAN GODDESS DIANA

 

Roman Goddess Diana

The virgin Goddess

Of the hunt and the moon

Daughter of Zeus and Leto

Twin sister of Apollo

ECONOMICAL WITH THE TRUTH

 

She tells everyone

She’s not even thirty

She’s cute and curvy

Flirty and quirky

Hot and spicy

Pert and perky

A little bit saucy

A little bit dirty

But she must be

Five and thirty

THE LATEST FOOD SCANDAL

 

The latest food scandal

Has been the subject of scorn

When Veggie burgers were

Found to contain uni quorn

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 17

 

I love anagrams

Anagrams are great

Some make me chuckle

Some make me glum

For example

Hamburgers = Shergars Bum

HORSE MEAT BURGERS

Horse meat burgers

Are healthier by far

They’re lower in fat

But high in Shergar

IN WHICH DIRECTION WILL THE SUN RISE TODAY

 

“In which direction will the sun rise today?”

At first her question was met with silence

But he explained it always rose in the east

She said “I can’t keep up with all that science”

MY GIRLFRIEND GOT SUNBURNT

 

My girlfriend got sunburnt

I asked why she didn’t use lotion

She thought she was safe

If her convertible was in motion