His moustache was so untidy
It was
quite difficult to see
Exactly
where it grows,
On his lip
or from his nose
Saturday, 3 September 2022
HIS MOUSTACHE WAS SO UNTIDY
Friday, 2 September 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 219
Thirty days hath September,
April, June and November;
But the
rest of the rhyme
ARE YOU WEARING POLKA-DOT PANTS?
Are you wearing polka-dot pants?
What do you
mean how do I know?
Well if you
wear polka-dot underwear
Under white
shorts they tend to show
PUT DOWN # 53
Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
If he starts spinning you a line
Just Say if
his patter doesn’t pass
“Don’t make
me go psycho bitch
On your
annoying little ass”
SHE CHOSE TO WEAR BEIGE # 2
She chose to wear Beige
For an
event of some Grandeur
Amidst the
glitz and the glamour
She was in
a state of blandeur
THE SLIMMER OF THE YEAR
The Slimmer of the year
To her
absolute surprise
Was last
night presented
With the no
Belly Prize
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