Are you wearing polka-dot pants?
What do you
mean how do I know?
Well if you
wear polka-dot underwear
Under white
shorts they tend to show
Friday, 2 September 2022
ARE YOU WEARING POLKA-DOT PANTS?
PUT DOWN # 53
Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
If he starts spinning you a line
Just Say if
his patter doesn’t pass
“Don’t make
me go psycho bitch
On your
annoying little ass”
SHE CHOSE TO WEAR BEIGE # 2
She chose to wear Beige
For an
event of some Grandeur
Amidst the
glitz and the glamour
She was in
a state of blandeur
THE SLIMMER OF THE YEAR
The Slimmer of the year
To her
absolute surprise
Was last
night presented
With the no
Belly Prize
I DON’T DO BANANAS
I don’t do bananas and I don’t do dates
She
announced to everyone
Which
immediately begged the question
Then what
do you do for fun?
YOU HAVE A REALLY DAZZLING SMILE # 1
You have a really dazzling smile
But teeth
shouldn’t be that white
That they
act like a hi-vis vest
When you go
out at night
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