A DOCTOR DROWNED IN A WATER HOLE

 

A doctor drowned in a water hole

Which goes to prove at any rate

He should have thought about the sick

And left the well alone mate

THERE’S A DOWNSIDE TO RETIREMENT

 

There’s a downside to retirement

And I think there is only the one

Which is that despite all the extra time

Everything still doesn’t get done

RETIRED PEOPLE DON’T CARE BEING

 

Retired people don’t care being

Called Pensioners on any account

Because the name pensioner comes

With a concessionary discount

ONE OF THE GREAT BENEFICIAL # 1

 

One of the great beneficial

Things after you retire

Is that polished shoes

Are considered formal attire

SENIOR CLASSES

 

The biggest advantage

Of taking classes while in retirement

Is if you play hooky

No one is going to ring your parents

MY UNCLE JOHN IS RETIRED

 

My Uncle John is retired

He doesn’t miss work, He says

But the people he worked with

During his professional days

Of course he lies to spare them

Which is one of his ways

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 212

 

There was a little boy and a little girl,

Lived in an alley;

Says the little boy to the little girl,

"How about it Sally?"