If you’re considering a Tatt
I suggest you think
about that
Realise what it is
you’re looking at
And let me tip you the
wink
Just pause if you’re
on the brink
And think before you
ink
Tuesday, 23 August 2022
IF YOU’RE CONSIDERING A TATT
VINCENT VAN GOGH’S SUNFLOWERS
Vincent Van Gogh’s Sunflowers
Brought me to tears
If I had painted them,
I would
Have cut off both ears
SHE PHONED FROM THE SPERM BANK
She phoned from the sperm bank
For donations and to
be truthful
I hung up, but she
phoned again
And then I gave her a
mouthful
THE DOOR OPENED AND I SAID
The door opened and I said “Ah madam
Can I show you this carpet sweeper”
“No” she replied “and don’t call me madam
You make me sound like
a brothel keeper”
INOCULATIONS ARE A DRAG
Inoculations are a drag
Just remember it’s the
jabs
That might well
prevent
Many ending up on
slabs
I WORK IN AN OFFICE THAT’S SO QUIET
I work in an office that’s so quiet
I suggested without
misgiving
That we should all
join hands
In order to contact
the living
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