WHEN WIMPY PREVAILED

When I was just a young man

Wimpy houses were prevailing

And a Big Mac was something

We wore when it was raining

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 207

 

The King of France went up the hill

With twenty thousand men;

The King of France came down the hill,

As it was coffee time again

ARE YOU WEARING PIERCING’S?

 

Are you wearing piercings?

Thru ears and nose and gob

Oh, and is that a nipple ring?

I don’t think you’ll get the job

No please keep your trousers on

I’m sure there’s one thru your knob

RED FACED

 

You never look as lovely, you know?

As you lay beside me in the afterglow

And the reason for that I must confess

Is that I love you red faced and breathless

IF YOU WANT TO AVOID

 

If you want to avoid

Disaster on a plate

Even though

They are first rate

Avoid eating Lobsters

On a first date

I COULDN’T GET THE OLD BANGER

 

I couldn’t get the old banger

Started this morning

I tried to get her to turn over

As the day was dawning

But to no avail, she just

Lay there yawning

ON A FIRST DATE DO NOT CHOOSE

 

On a first date do not choose

A restaurant to meet her

Because it’s not conducive

With your being a messy eater