A forest fire can easily start
With a match you
carelessly threw
Yet it can take a
whole box
To light your BBQ
Monday, 11 July 2022
A FOREST FIRE CAN START
HAIR OF GOLD
Hair of gold
Falls in curls
Over amber skin
In perfect compliment
Like ripened corn
In a summer field
MY CAT IS A FUSSY EATER # 1
My cat is a fussy eater
That’s not uncommon
for a Siamese
And for breakfast she
will only eat
A bowl of Mice
Crispies
SIGHTS, SOUNDS, SMELLS, TASTE AND TOUCH # 1
Sights, sounds, smells, taste and touch
It’s funny the things
that cause the memories to awake
When all of a sudden
memories of Mum flood back
It’s Abide with me and
Date and Walnut cake
WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND SUGGESTED # 1
When my girlfriend suggested
We play hospitals
I thought phwor
But all she did was
Lay me on a trolley
And leave me in a
corridor
GARDENERS WORLD IS A CLASSIC SHOW
Gardeners World is a classic show
About plants and shrubs,
you can grow
Lady Gardeners World
however
Is about tidying up Ladies
nethers
ASSEMBLY LINE LOVE
I have a new girlfriend, really fine
Who works on an assembly line
Making wheelie bins,
short and stout.
Not sure what day to
take her out.
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