I’m thinking about taking a holiday
But I don’t know where
to go
I would like to go to
Conclusions
But you have to jump
there, so
As I can’t do much
physical activity
I would have to
reluctantly say no
Thursday, 7 July 2022
I’M THINKING ABOUT TAKING A HOLIDAY # 2
HEALING HANDS
Jesus cured all the sick and the lame
Apart from one scruffy
man at the back
Jesus gestured him to
come forward
“No way” he said “I'm
on disability wack”
I LOVE CELEBRATING FATHER'S DAY
I love celebrating Father's day
With my sons and
daughters
Though I do realize it can cause
Confusion in certain quarters
EATING WITH THE INLAWS
An evening spent
With my wife’s family
Is good food and wine
And gracious hostility
I WENT TO THE MOVIES LAST NIGHT
I went to the movies last night
And watched a really
good thriller
About a man poisoning
the Cornflakes
Who turned out to be a
cereal killer
YOU SHOULD NEVER RAISE YOUR HANDS TO YOUR KIDS
You should never raise
Your hands to your children
And for that, there
Is a very good reason
Not that I’m saying
They shouldn’t be
corrected
But you must never
Leave your nuts
unprotected
SURPRISE YOUR DAD ON FATHER’S DAY
Surprise your dad on Father’s Day
Asking him for advice
should do it
And if you really want
to surprise him
You should actually
accept it
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