Little Bo-peep has lost her sheep
And doesn’t know where to find them
Silly cow
Monday, 27 June 2022
ARE YOU WEARING LIPSTICK?
Are you wearing lipstick?
Well to avoid looking
like a dipstick
You might want to adjust
it a bit
Maybe you could tone
it down
Before you go off to
town
You don’t want to look
like a clown
I HAD A VIVID DREAM
I had a vivid dream
And you were there
Lovely as the day we
met.
I smelt your perfume
It was heavenly
A fragrance so evocative
I was intoxicated
It was blessed
Euphoria.
I felt your caress
Tender like the first
time
It was so real
My flesh tingled
The hairs on my neck
stood up.
I kissed your lips
Like I did so many times
And my heart missed a
beat
Just as it always did.
I would have stayed with
you
Forever in your
embrace
I wanted to stay
But I was dragged away
To awake in the real
world
Where you no longer
reside
And I was once again
alone
But for a short time
I had you back
Even if it was just a
dream
But what a special
dream
A priceless dream
A dream, that if I
could
I would dream again and
again
WHEN I FIRST MET HER
When I first met her
I was attracted by her
looks
My first thought was
not
I wonder if she cooks
But her literary
inadequacy’s
One certainly brooks
She was only ever
interested
In my cheque books
MY HUSBAND’S BEHAVIOUR
My husband’s behaviour
Is truly appalling
However, it’s my fault
really
Which is quite galling
If I hadn’t fed him
cat food
Just for the laughs
He wouldn’t sit on the
carpet
Licking his own arse
SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME
Since the beginning of time, the one thing
A woman really wants from
her man
Is his commitment, it’s
not a lot to expect
So have him committed
as soon as you can
IF YOU’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR
If you’ve been looking for
A committed man for
ions,
You should have started
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