FOOD SCARE

 

I have just found out

That in the meals I buy

That there is sea horse

In my fisherman’s pie

MY PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE

 

My philosophy of life

Is a simple one

I recommend you try it,

You’ll be glad

 

Love the people

Who treat you right

Pray for the ones

Who treat you bad

FOOD SCANDAL

 

The best thing to result

From the food scandal by far

Is that they can now call off

The search for Shergar

YOU MAKE MY LIFE WHOLE

 

You make my life whole     

You fill it with your zest

With your loving presence

Dear lord I am truly blessed 

YOU MAY NOT ALWAYS ANSWER

 

You may not always answer

When I offer up my prayer

But the most important thing is

I always know you’re there

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 147

 

See a pin, pick it up,

And all day long you'll have good luck.

See a pin let it lay,

And you won’t be lumbered with a pin all day

ARE YOU WEARING A BAGGY SWEATER?

 

Are you wearing a baggy sweater?

For a particular reason maybe

You haven’t suddenly become a frump

So, you must be having a baby