I found the topsoil two inches deeper
When I went to my
allotment on Monday
I found the topsoil
two inches deeper
When I went to the
allotment on Tuesday
The next day as I
approached my plot
My poor old heartbeat
quickens
So, when the topsoil
was two inches deeper
I could only say “The
plot thickens”
Bimbette asked in a sex shop
“I want to buy a new
vibrator”
The assistant said
“just choose
From that display by
the door
"I'll take the
red one" she said
To the man behind the counter
He replied with a deep sigh
I've just heard the window cleaner
He was really making
tongues wag
Cursing, shouting, and
swearing
The Cherry Ripe bar
I have so far
concluded
As one of your five a
day
May definitely be
included
Don’t forget dad on Father’s Day
A bottle of something
I think
And just remember that
it is you
That drives him to drink
I need a bit of a pick me up
After a very boozy
lunch
A “hare of the dog” is
the thing
After too much Rabbit
Punch
It read, “I’m a people person”
On his bumper sticker
But it actually turned
out
That he was a trafficker
