THERE IS A MOTH IN THE BATHROOM

 

There is a moth in the bathroom

Drawn towards the light

My wife was in the shower

And it gave her a bit of a fright

 

I don’t understand why

If they are attracted to the light

They don’t just appear

When the sun is shining bright

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 144

 

Robin Hood, Robin Hood,

Living in the green wood

With his merry band

And their stolen contraband

 

Maid Marion comes no more

To the camp of the out laws

Since she saw the merry band

Skipping around holding hands

ARE YOU WEARING SCENT?

 

Are you wearing scent?

You don’t usually exude

Even when you’re going out

For a social interlude

If you are wearing scent

It means you’re going to get rude

A MAN IN A HOT AIR BALLOON # 2

 

A Man in a hot air balloon

Has lost his bearings

As he slowly floated by

 

He looks down below

And shouts to a man

“Hello, where am I”?

 

“Well, you tell me mate”

The man shouted back

“You have a better view than I”

ASK A STUPID QUESTION # 2

 

I walked past a homeless man

As I went into Co-op express

On my way out he said, “Any Change?”

I replied “No, you're still homeless”

LOST LUGGAGE

 

It was a dreadful flight

And it was late as well

Then I couldn't find my case

On the baggage carousel

So, I went to “lost luggage”

To report the loss of it

The woman looked the part

But I didn’t trust her a bit

She said she would apply 

Her professional hand

Then she said “now tell me

“When does your plane land?”

SWINGERS

Two couples decided to swing

And swapped partners to play

“That was the best sex ever”

Hugo said afterwards to Ray

His friend agreed and added

“I wonder if the girls are ok”