The two girls are in a car
Driving along
Without any music
Now that sounds wrong
But who is driving?
Peaches or Bimbette
Well actually the
driver
Wednesday, 8 June 2022
RADIO SILENCE
I ASKED MY GRANDDAUGHTER
I asked my granddaughter
If she was sexually
active
It was a natural
question
She’s very attractive
Then I asked, “Do you
use protection”
This didn’t embarrass
her
“Of course grandma
I WAS LYING IN BED
I was lying in bed
With my new Thai bride
Who slowly toyed with
My tool with pride
“You must like holding
it?
Do you think it’s fun?
It’s all that you’ve
done”
My bride said, “I’m
just remembering
When I still had one”
WHEN A CHAVVY GIRL
When a chavvy girl
Beams with pride
Wearing a white tracksuit
She must be the bride
SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL
She was beautiful
Like a Constable
landscape
And she painted love
Into my dreary world
Each brushstroke
Changing me forever
HE KISSED LIFE INTO HER
He kissed life into her,
Like a prince of old
Dispelling everlasting
slumber
In a Fairy story often
told
When Sleeping Beauty
Woke from her trance
To gaze into the eyes
of love
And then forever dance
Tuesday, 7 June 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 132
If all the seas were one sea,
What a great sea that would be!
But if all the seas were one sea,
There’d be nowhere for
you and me
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