Of sweet gardenias
The lassie smelt
As I knelt beside
The svelte little Celt
Where on her knee
My hand briefly dwelt
Before it slid upward
Until it felt her pelt
Tuesday, 7 June 2022
OF SWEET GARDENIAS
Monday, 6 June 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 131
Oh, Pillykin, Willykin, Winky Wee!
How does the President take his tea?
He takes it with sugar, he takes it with milk,
He takes it in bed wearing pyjamas of silk
ARE YOU WEARING SOMETHING BORROWED?
Are you wearing something borrowed?
As part of your
beautiful wedding dress
Something loaned to
you with love
Intended to bring luck
and lovingly bless
WHEN THE BURNING SUN SINKS LOW
When the burning sun sinks low
Setting the western sky aglow
And the evening shadows grow
This is the time of the amorous beau
WHEN THE MONTH GOES ROUND
When the month goes round
Beware whatever you do
My wife not only has
PMS
She has GPS too
Which means she’s a
crabby bitch
And she can find you
THE GIRL IN THE ONE-PIECE DRESS
The girl in the one-piece dress
Figure hugging
Seamless and crease
free
Smooth and fluid
A curvy lass
No bones showed
through
Everything moved in
unison
Smooth as liquid silk
In fact, the contents
of that dress
Seemed not to be a
solid
So fluid was the
movement
SHORT IN STATURE
Short in stature
Tall in stories
Short in grace
Long in charm
Slow in speech
Quick in boast
High in pride
Low in humility
Quick to brag
Slow in denial
Quick to arrive
Slow to leave
Slow to enamour
Quick to bore
Slow on the uptake
Quick out the door
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