THEY SAY YOU SHOULD APPROACH LOVE

 

They say you should approach love

And cooking with the same reckless abandon

Well, I’ve seen my girlfriend make an omelette

So, I don’t think I need to go on

MY TACTIC

 

 

My tactic, come bedtime

At the said time

Is to pull your night gown

Right down

Because there is no headroom

In your bedroom

I’M A GRADUATE OF YALE

 

I’m a graduate of Yale

A name you can trust

Though I am not elitist

I can still do Chubb if I must

EINSTEIN A GO-GO # 1

 

The theory of relativity

Or so I always thought

Meant if you go with a cousin

Don’t get caught

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 110

 

Young lambs to sell, young lambs to sell

If I won the lottery how I would yell

If I won so much money that I couldn’t tell

That I could taste and touch and smell

I would never have to cry, "Young lambs to sell"

ARE YOU WEARING SEXY GARTERS?

 

Are you wearing sexy garters?

Answer me that one for starters

Beneath your dress up high

Around your black clad thigh

Where the black sheath is stopping

Where they are lacy at the topping

Are there lacy garter rings

Sexily placed decorative things

Please answer this one for starters

Are you wearing lacy garters?

DOCTOR PHOBIA

 

I went to see my GP. And I said

“I'm scared of lapels Doctor”

He said “ok just calm down

You've a touch of cholera”