Are you wearing cami knickers?
Why does that provoke
snickers?
I like the roomy
French lingerie
Are you wearing them
Môn Cheri?
Oh, how they elegantly
flatter
And the colour doesn’t
even matter
I don’t care if
they’re silk or cotton
But tell me that you
have them on
The greatest friend I ever had,
Since I was still just
a little lad
To this very day is my
Dad
Look after her
While you still have
her
For there will be no
other
So, cherish her
And appreciate her
For no one can replace
your Mother
When children leave the family home
No matter where the
children roam
Despite the passing of
the years
Its mum they want to
wipe away the tears
When the world slaps
them in the face
They head straight to
that one special place
Where the door is
always open wide
Where they know they can
safely abide
Safely ensconced in
that special place
That is a mother’s
warm embrace
Oh, dear parents
Let us tell you that
we do
Appreciate how lucky
We are to have you two
You’ve told us often
enough
To give us a clue
So dear parents
It’s time for us to
say
That we are grateful
In our own kind of way
Though we think your
methods
Are a little passe
Now dear parents
Let us tell you that
we do
Without reservations
Love the two of you
But if you repeat this
We will deny that it’s
true
Now that mums not here
You try not to show
you’re sad
But we know you miss
her
And we know that you
feel bad
But please don’t ever
forget
That we all miss her
too dad
A car full of tottie
Each one a hottie
A Chevy of cuties
A bevy of beauties
Some a bit haughty
Some a bit naughty
Honeys that razzled
Babes that bedazzled
But still I blew it
Deep down I knew it
I knew that I’d do it
Only I could do it
From a Chevy of cuties
A bevy of beauties
I dropped a clanger
And pulled the old
banger
