OH DEAR PARENTS

 

Oh, dear parents

Let us tell you that we do

Appreciate how lucky

We are to have you two

You’ve told us often enough

To give us a clue

 

So dear parents

It’s time for us to say

That we are grateful

In our own kind of way

Though we think your methods

Are a little passe

 

Now dear parents

Let us tell you that we do

Without reservations

Love the two of you

But if you repeat this

We will deny that it’s true