BRITISH GIRLS ABROAD

 

British girls abroad

Fake tanned

Everything on display

Easy virtue

Easy lay

Begging for it?

Gagging for it?

Looking for it?

Perhaps not

But they know the way

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 94

Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town,

Upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown,

Tapping at the window and crying through the lock,

Come on everyone and look at my - undergarments 

ARE YOU WEARING ANYTHING AT ALL?

 

Are you wearing anything at all?

When you make a phone call

From your big desk in the study

Do you sit there in the nuddy

I certainly pictured you that way

When you called me the other day

DO YOU HAVE A BRAZILIAN?

 

Are you sporting a Brazilian?

I think you might be Gillian

I don’t think you have a silly’n

Not like your kid sister Lillian

Who leans towards a Chilean

Or your older sister Jillian

With her moustachioed Sicilian

No, I think you my daring Gillian

Might well have a Brazilian

Which is probably a chilly’n

SUMMER GIRLS

 

Summer girls

Glistening with suntan oils

Clad in bikinis

On yellow sunlit soils

And how the suitor

Athletically toils

To catch their eye

And so, take the spoils

DIRTY-BLONDE HAIR

 

Oh, pretty girl

With the dirty-blonde hair

You may be the answer

To a lonely man’s prayer

I have been watching

You are standing there

And I’d like to ask

A question if I dare

Are you as dirty

As your dirty-blonde hair

ASTRONOMICAL LOVE

 

From the moons of Jupiter

And the areolas peaks

Across the navel plains

To the crater of Uranus

And the mound of Venus