NEVER OVER REACH

 

Never confuse, without exception

Excellence with perfection

Excellence you can strive for

Perfection is something more

As I heard Michael J Fox once express

Perfection is God’s business

IN THE BACK SEAT OF THE CAR

 

My wife said she'd like to have sex

In the back seat of the car

I thought things are looking up

I like what I’m hearing so far

Then she said she'd like to have sex

In the back of someone else’s car

I thought things are looking up

I like what I’m hearing so far

Then she said she'd like to have sex

With the guy we just met in the bar

I LOVE YOU DARLING WARTS AND ALL

 

I love you Darling warts and all

Though I can’t seem to recall

When we first met at the mall

And we chatted in the food hall

You ever mentioning warts at all

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 92

 

Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John,

Went outside with no trousers on

Both shoes off and no pants on

Along came a policeman “You’re nicked son”

ARE YOU WEARING ANYTHING?

Are you wearing anything?

When you hear the phone ring

And do you reach for a negligee

Or are you comfortable that way

I know that when I give you a call

I want you to wear nothing at all

So, when next you hear it ring

Please don’t be wearing anything

THE COMMANDO GIRL # 3

 

When no undies you are wearing

You think yourself quite daring

Exercising your Joie de vivre

As you wander wild and free

And it’s so exciting for me to think

Of fresh air blowing around your mink

NONSENSICAL EPISODE # 6

 

The spa wrangled planner

No, the Tsar bangled tanner

The bra strangled Hannah

Or the scar dangled manor

The car mangled spanner

Or the bar tangled scanner

No, it’s the Star Spangled Banner