Saturday, 16 April 2022

THE BEST EASTER ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 3

 

The best Easter actor of all time

Well maybe not but bear with me

So, for this exercise he’s the winner

And Cluck Norris that would be

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER DRESS?

 

Are you wearing an Easter Dress?

The big yellow ribbon is really pleasant

I’m itching to pull at that bow

So, I can unwrap my Easter present

THE ONLY WAY THE EASTER BUNNY # 2

 

The only way the Easter Bunny

Can decorate eggs in time for Easter

Is to paint them all, otherwise

They would have to use wallpaper

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER TOP?

 

Are you wearing an Easter Top?

Well, I very much like what I see

Because there isn’t very much of it

And the contents are bursting free

LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT ONCE AND FOR ALL # 2

 

Let’s get this straight once and for all

Easter Day does not commemorate

The day in the gardens Of Gethsemane

When Jesus turned rabbits into chocolate

ARE YOU WEARING EASTER ANKLE SOCKS?

 

Are you wearing Easter ankle socks?

Well, they’re right on the money

They’re perfect for the Easter Parade

And you look as cute as a bunny

THE EASTER BUNNY’S STORY

The Easter Bunny’s Story

Is a classic Easter Tale

But given his characteristics

It might be a Cotton Tale