72 Miles From The Sea

Friday, 15 April 2022

The only way the Easter Bunny

Can paint all of the eggs in time for Easter

Is to hire some of Santa's elves

During the slow season as casual labour

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

It’s a question as old as money

And the answer to it is quite obvious

It was in fact neither, it was the Easter Bunny

During the Easter holiday

From coast to coast

What do you call a stuffed animal?

We call it a turkey roast

My niece loves the Easter Bunny

But she won’t say Happy Easter

When she wears her Bunny Ears

She likes to say Hoppy Easter

The difference between a crazy Bunny

And counterfeit currency

Is simple really, one is a mad bunny

While the other is bad money

I’ve always loved hot cross buns

But they give me heartburn

You can eat one and it’s gone

But like the Lord they return

So which came first

What do you reckon?

The chocolate egg

Or the chocolate chicken