The libertine, devotee of the immoral
Master of the sexual
conquest
Racks up countless
sexual relationships
Because that’s what he
does best
A real love them and
leave them type
He is only interested
in sexual gratification
A libertine just
satisfies his appetites
And he doesn’t blame
it on a mythical addiction
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
We just couldn’t wait to have more fun
As we heated some more
in a spoon
You are my friend
Though you are cracked
But I mean that kindly
Because the cracked
Are truly blessed
Put downs work the best
For deflecting
unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
“How would you like your eggs in the morning”?
He might say to you
So just reply to him
“Unfertilized will do”
I hate driving
I hate what it does to
me
I strive to be better
And behave courteously
But the second
The car door slams
I feel myself change
Into a different man
I lose my
communication skills
Speaking in gestures
Or coded messages on
the horn
That don’t relieve the
pressure
Driving makes me
intolerant
Impatient and aggressive
It makes me angry
Selfish and abusive
I hate driving
I hate what it does to
me
It fills me with rage
For everything I see
The definition of a real friend
Is someone who would
never let a girlfriend
Drink to such excess
that they will try
To have sex with a
very ugly guy
9 out of 10 women
At my company
Accused me of sexual
harassment
And are suing me
And I’m being sued for
discrimination
By plain Jane my 10th
employee
