You are my friend
Though you are cracked
But I mean that kindly
Because the cracked
Are truly blessed
Monday, 21 February 2022
FRIENDSHIP # 7
PUT DOWN # 25
Put downs work the best
For deflecting
unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
“How would you like your eggs in the morning”?
He might say to you
So just reply to him
“Unfertilized will do”
ROAD RAGE # 2
I hate driving
I hate what it does to
me
I strive to be better
And behave courteously
But the second
The car door slams
I feel myself change
Into a different man
I lose my
communication skills
Speaking in gestures
Or coded messages on
the horn
That don’t relieve the
pressure
Driving makes me
intolerant
Impatient and aggressive
It makes me angry
Selfish and abusive
I hate driving
I hate what it does to
me
It fills me with rage
For everything I see
FRIENDSHIP DEFINED
The definition of a real friend
Is someone who would
never let a girlfriend
Drink to such excess
that they will try
To have sex with a
very ugly guy
WORKPLACE WOES
9 out of 10 women
At my company
Accused me of sexual
harassment
And are suing me
And I’m being sued for
discrimination
By plain Jane my 10th
employee
THE NINE MUSES OF THE ARTS – CALLIOPE (MUSE OF EPIC POETRY)
The nine muses
Daughters of Zeus
Inspiring of mortals
And nurturers of the
arts
The first was,
The divine Calliope,
Beautiful-voiced,
Was the muse of the
epic poets
A writing tablet in
her hand
Calliope was Homer's
muse
Inspiration for the
Iliad
Divine influence of
the Odyssey
I WISH TO COMPLAIN
“I wish to complain” the woman growled
The manager said, “How
can I help you”?
“There is a puddle on
the bathroom floor
What are you going to
do?”
The manager with a
smile replied
“I’ll have the maid
mop it up for you,
And if it’s any
consolation, I have three sons
And there’s always a
puddle in our loo”
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