HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN

What do you call an intelligent?

Good looking and sensitive man?

The most obvious answer would be

Call him whenever you can

But this question is more to do with humour

Because this man is gay or just a rumour

KEEPING HER HAPPY

Sam and Carol are in bed

Just about to do the do

When Sam says to Carol

"I am going to make you

The happiest woman in the world."

Carol replied, “I’ll miss you”

PUTTING YOUR FOOT IN IT

 

If you have occasion to

Put your foot in your mouth

Make sure you only put one size ten

In your north and south

Never ever should you put

Both feet in your mouth

Never put both size tens

In your north and south

Because with that act of madness done

You won't have a leg to stand on

NEMESIS

 

Nemesis, Greek goddess

Of divine retribution

And deliverer of vengeance

Against acts of hubris

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 2

 

I love anagrams

Anagrams are great

Some are funny

Some have flair

For example

Presbyterian = best in prayer

CHERIO CHILDHOOD

 

When I was a kid

I was fussy about breakfast cereal

But only because

I had to have one with the collectible

Now I’m older

Choosing cereal holds less joy

As I must have one with fibre

Instead of one with a toy

IT DOESN’T MATTER

 

It doesn’t matter

How much I care

It doesn’t matter

How much I dare

It doesn’t matter

How much I share

It doesn’t matter

How much soul I bare

I have come to realize

No matter how I play my cards

Some people are just

Total bastards