Sam and Carol are in bed
Just about to do the
do
When Sam says to Carol
"I am going to make you
The happiest woman in the world."
Carol replied, “I’ll miss you”Monday, 10 January 2022
PUTTING YOUR FOOT IN IT
If you have occasion to
Put your foot in your
mouth
Make sure you only put
one size ten
In your north and
south
Never ever should you
put
Both feet in your mouth
Never put both size
tens
In your north and
south
Because with that act
of madness done
You won't have a leg
to stand on
Sunday, 9 January 2022
NEMESIS
Nemesis, Greek goddess
Of divine retribution
And deliverer of
vengeance
Against acts of hubris
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 2
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are funny
Some have flair
For example
Presbyterian = best in
prayer
CHERIO CHILDHOOD
When I was a kid
I was
fussy about breakfast cereal
But only
because
I had to
have one with the collectible
Now I’m
older
Choosing
cereal holds less joy
As I must
have one with fibre
Instead of
one with a toy
IT DOESN’T MATTER
It doesn’t matter
How much I care
It doesn’t matter
How much I dare
It doesn’t matter
How much I share
It doesn’t matter
How much soul I bare
I have come to realize
No matter how I play my cards
Some people are just
Total bastards
THE BEST ONES
The people most important to you
The ones
you care about and love
Are taken
from you all too soon
Taken from
us to heaven above
And all
the people you don’t care about
Just never
seem to go away
And those
whom you positively hate
Seem to be
permanently in the way
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