Posh and Becks lookalikes
Could be their twin
But they go by the name
Of Thick and Thin
Posh and Becks lookalikes
Could be their twin
But they go by the name
Of Thick and Thin
Don’t rush to get there first
Take your time and
stop
To shoot the breeze
And remember this
simple fact
It’s the second mouse
Well after months of enquiries
We have the outcome we
all expected
All the politicians
are squeaky clean
And the police get all
the blame
Guilty of wasting time
and money
But they sit
uncomfortably
Between a rock and a
hard place
Criticized for acting
or for doing nothing
The real villains of
the piece
Are of course the CPS
That gutless bunch of
future parliamentarians
Not wanting to rock
the boat
By upsetting their
political masters
Does it take the fuller figure?
To help you pull your
trigger
Must they be pierced
or tattooed
To make you come
unglued
Or is it those who
kiss and tell
You require to ring
your bell
Does it take a vicars
daughter
To help you start your
motor
Or does it take a
total bitch
To really flick your
switch
Must they be chaste as
a nun?
To help you shoot your
gun
Perhaps its nurses on
the ward
That actually pulls
your cord
Or must they wear
military attire?
To really light your
fire
Is it lamb that’s
really mutton?
You need to push your
button
Should hips be slim
and narrow?
To help you tip your
barrow
Must they wear the
briefest thong?
To make you bang your
gong
Or does it take a large
round bum?
To really bang your
drum
Ought they dress in
something tight?
To really light your
light
Should they wear Mink
or Stoat?
To help you float your
boat
Must they act all prim
and proper?
To help to pull your
stopper
Ought they treat you
with disdain?
To really yank your
chain
Must they wiggle when
they walk?
To make you pop your
cork
Should their hair be
long and flowing?
To get your whistle
blowing
The truth is, unless I
miss my guess
They need only answer
yes
Getting older is a fact of life
Even if not welcome at all
But if growing old is mandatory
Remember growing up is optional
The powerful Titan’s
Giants of Greek
Mythology
Born of Uranus and
Gaea
Rulers of the earth
Brutally overthrown
By the Olympian Gods
Are you wearing a crucifix?
Is it God’s grace you
are appeasing?
Is it a symbol of your
devotion?
Or is it just
aesthetically pleasing
Are you a good
Christian girl?
Or are you taunting
and teasing
Well by that look in
your eye
I think you’re up for
a squeezing