We have just learned
Candles may
not be burned
In Santa’s
workshop
The practice
has to stop
A spokesman
claims
That elfin
safety is to blame
Friday, 10 December 2021
NORTHERN LIGHTS
BRITISH AIRWAYS AND THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
On the first day of Christmas dear BA gave to us
An apology
from Willie
On the
second day of Christmas dear BA gave to us
A two
fingers sign
And an
apology from Willie
On the
third day of Christmas dear BA gave to us
Three
defiant statements
A two
fingers sign
And an
apology from Willie
On the
fourth day of Christmas dear BA gave to us
Four court
injunction
Three
defiant statements
A two
fingers sign
And an
apology from Willie
On the
fifth day of Christmas dear BA gave to us
Five text
alerts
Four court
injunction
Three defiant
statements
A two
fingers sign
And an
apology from Willie
On the
sixth day of Christmas dear BA gave to us
Six
insincere placations
Five text
alerts
Four court
injunction
Three
defiant statements
A two
fingers sign
And an
apology from Willie
On the
seventh day of Christmas dear BA gave to us
Seven check
in closures
Six
insincere placations
Five text
alerts
Four court
injunction
Three
defiant statements
A two
fingers sign
And an
apology from Willie
On the
eighth day of Christmas dear BA gave to us
Eight curt responses
Seven check
in closures
Six
insincere placations
Five text
alerts
Four court
injunction
Three
defiant statements
A two
fingers sign
And an
apology from Willie
On the
ninth day of Christmas dear BA gave to us
Nine empty
gestures
Eight curt
responses
Seven check
in closures
Six
insincere placations
Five text
alerts
Four court
injunction
Three
defiant statements
A two
fingers sign
And an
apology from Willie
On the
tenth day of Christmas dear BA gave to us
Ten more
cancellation
Nine empty
gestures
Eight curt
responses
Seven check
in closures
Six
insincere placations
Five text
alerts
Four court
injunction
Three
defiant statements
A two
fingers sign
And an
apology from Willie
On the
eleventh day of Christmas dear BA gave to us
Eleven
false alarms
Ten more
cancellation
Nine empty
gestures
Eight curt
responses
Seven check
in closures
Six
insincere placations
Five text
alerts
Four court
injunction
Three
defiant statements
A two
fingers sign
And an apology
from Willie
On the
twelfth day of Christmas dear BA gave to us
Twelve days
of hell
Eleven
false alarms
Ten more
cancellation
Nine empty
gestures
Eight curt
responses
Seven check
in closures
Six
insincere placations
Five text
alerts
Four court injunctions
Three
defiant statements
A two fingers
sign
And an
apology from Willie
DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN?
What would you call a man?
With a big
belly and no dress sense
Who never
replies to your letters
A man
that’s too lazy to shave
And is
obsessed with stockings,
Who can
only be relied upon for one day a year
Will never
stop to ask for directions
A man who
only owns one suit
Never gets
you the present you asked for
And needs
to be rewarded with food and drink
Oh and
always leaves the dirty dishes
Well what
do you think? Could be any man alive eh?
So what
would you call this man?
I would
call him Santa
THE BLIZZARD OF OZ
The Blizzard of Oz
Continued
to blow
Until the
yellow brick road
Was covered
in snow
THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – A HOLIDAY TO REMEMBER
Carolyn Giblin (Connie Selleca) is a therapist living in Los Angeles with her pre-teen daughter Jordy (Asia Vieira) and has just gone through an extremely painful divorce.
Carolyn is anxious to move on so she tells her daughter they are leaving
LA and moving back to Mayville, North Carolina, her hometown and Jordy is less
than thrilled.
When they arrive at Carolyn's grandma's old house they find it is in
great need of many and varied repairs.
Being a small town Carolyn soon runs into an old flame, Clay Traynor
(Randy Travis) whom she left at the alter a long time ago, but he's still angry
about it, but his loving aunt, Miz Leona (Rue McClanahan) is delighted to see
Carolyn and to meet Jordy which angers Clay further.
One night, on hearing noises, Carolyn discovers that a young homeless
boy William (Kyle Fairlie) is living in her basement.
He won't reveal where he is from or who his parents are and Carolyn
befriend the boy, much to the chagrin of the town's social worker Eve Stevens
(Brenda Bazinet), who also happens to have her eye on Clay.
With a possible romantic triangle brewing, two energetic kids, a
Christmas pageant, and more, what will happen next in Mayville?
This is an excellent holiday offering for fans of romantic comedy but it
is that and far more.
ARE YOU WEARING CHRISTMAS HOSIERY?
Are you wearing Christmas hosiery?
Phwor are you going to let me see
Oh how they cling to the shape of you
I would like to cling to them too
Oh yes I like them very much
Perhaps I might have a touch
Oh you are a proper tease
Would you let me if I said please?
COUNT ON IT
If you are constantly worrying
About over
indulging
During the
festive season
Then there
really is no reason
It is a
well known fact you see
That you
can fully enjoy the festivities
And relax
and not stress or fuss
Because
calories don't count at Christmas
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