What would you call a man?
With a big
belly and no dress sense
Who never
replies to your letters
A man
that’s too lazy to shave
And is
obsessed with stockings,
Who can
only be relied upon for one day a year
Will never
stop to ask for directions
A man who
only owns one suit
Never gets
you the present you asked for
And needs
to be rewarded with food and drink
Oh and
always leaves the dirty dishes
Well what
do you think? Could be any man alive eh?
So what
would you call this man?
I would
call him Santa
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