Tuesday, 12 October 2021

Uncanny Tales – (56) Green Eyed Goddess

She was a green eyed goddess, pretty as a picture, but not common place, pretty like a work of art, her peaches and cream complexion as fresh as any English rose.

Ringlets of flaming red cascaded down on to her ivory skin, skin as pale and smooth as fine porcelain.

As she grew nearer a cloud enveloped him like he was in a room of exotically fragranced orchids, a perfume which left him heady and breathless.

Though as she approached, she let the fine silk gown fall to the floor, and she was naked before him and he almost forgot to breathe as he revelled in her nakedness.

Her breasts moved in harmony with her hips as she grew ever closer, and her figure was as pale as a ghost, but for a triangle of vivid red and nipples of the palest pink.

As she stood before him close enough for him to feel her breath she smiled and her cheeks were aglow with a scarlet apples blush and then she kissed him in a sweet tender prelude to the fiery passion that would follow and when they lay panting and spent in the afterglow it was passions bloom upon the cheek of the green eyed goddess.


I AM BEING HAUNTED BY

I am being haunted by

A dancing ghostly vision

Who really has the moves

So I call him Boogie Man


ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN TIGHTS? # 1

Are you wearing Halloween tights?

Adorned with a scary motif

Well if those long festive limbs

Decorated with a spooky motif

Were to entwine about me

Then my resistant would be brief


ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN ANKLE SOCKS?

Are you wearing Halloween ankle socks?

You know I’ve often pictured them on you

And you really don’t need anything else

Just wearing those ankle socks will do

SENIOR MIGRATION

In the seventies

I moved to California

Because it was cool

Now I’m in my seventies

I’ve moved to Arizona

Because it's warm


COMIC CUTS

In the seventies

My parents

Begged me to cut my hair

Now I’m in my seventies

I beg my grandson

Not to shave his head 


TELL US WHO DID IT

 An old man was sitting on a bench

When something caught his view

He stared at a lad who sat next to him

The teenager had spiked hair in myriad hue

He just kept staring at the lad’s hair

It was colored green, red, orange, and blue

The old man just kept staring at him 

And the teenager lost his rag as they do


"What's the matter old man”?

He said loud enough for everyone 

“You never done anything wild in your life”?

And waited for a reply when he’d done

The old man said without hesitation

Replying as quick as a bullet from a gun

"I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock

I was just wondering if you were my son"