72 Miles From The Sea

Thursday, 7 October 2021

The security services

Employ cannibal interrogators

Specifically, so they can

Grill any of the perpetrators

Apparently in days of yore,

Evidence has come to light,

That dragon’s slept in the day

So they could fight knights

Difficult to say how

She earns a living, for

She sells sea shells

On the sea shore

The theft of a whole shop in Regents

Street was caught on CCTV

But police are appealing for anyone

Who saw people taking Liberty's

I have a number of cats, but one

Is a mischievous kitten

Who swallowed a ball of wool

As a result, she had Mittens

The Orange stopped at the top of the hill

Along with the Tangerine and a Honeydew

And the reason for that was crystal clear

Because each one had run out of juice

What's the difference between

A wet day and an injured Lion?

Well one is pouring with rain

The other is roaring with pain