GLOBAL WARMING?

The Environmentalists believe in evolution

Yet refuse to believe

The planet is evolving

Yes there is climate change

Yes there is global warming

But leaving the car at home won’t stop it

 

Weather patterns are cyclical

And we are still coming out of an ice age

And therefore the global thermometer is rising

We are evolving as we have many times before

Britain has been desert, oasis

Ocean and tundra in its history

Long before man came on to the scene

What arrogance to think

We have so much influence on something so vast and complex

Our planet will continue

To evolve as it did before we arrived

Long after we are but a distant memory

 

The whole issue is being used by the cheese cloth and sandal brigade to intimidate people into changing their lifestyles

This will have no effect on the global climate whatsoever 

NATURE’S WAY

 

Time is merely natures way

Of assurance

And stops everything happening

At once

BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE

What is the lesser of these evils?

Ugly wind farms scarring our hills

Wave power trapping human mess

Or the three eyed fish of Dungeness

EARTHLINGS

 

The origins of the name

"Earth worms" is hard to trace

Unless of course some people

Thought they were from outer space

RULES FOR CATS TO LIVE BY – READING NEWSPAPERS

Now this is a very interesting caper

When you’re human is reading the paper

Jump up at the newspaper suddenly

Silently and landing on their knee

This will make the paper unreadable

And you human a little disagreeable

THE YOUNG MEN CALLED HER JIGSAW

 

The young men called her jigsaw

For she was not universally adored

And the boys would only do her

When they were really bored

FRENCH COMEDY REALLY DOES EXIST

 

French comedy really does exist

But it must come, prerequisite, 

From the joke producing region

Otherwise it’s just Sparkling wit