CHINESE GOOSEBERRIES

Chinese Gooseberries aren’t Chinese

Imagine my shock at being misled

They do not originate from China at all   

But come from New Zealand instead

THE CANINE ESTABLISHMENT

 

An important element of

The Canine establishment

Is the Dog Constabulary

Known as Paw enforcement

SHE WAS ALLERGIC TO FLOWERS

 

She was allergic to flowers

I wish she had said

Because I bought her roses

And now she’s dead

WE WILL GO TO SWITZERLAND

 

We will go to Switzerland

With our Dog from Alsace

When the time comes, and

Go to the clinic, Dognitas

IN SEARCH OF THE PERFECT SOMEONE

 

I was looking for someone

To make my heart race

And my skin tingle

I searched high and low

Until I finally found her

At a Singles Mingle

MY MOTHER IS JUDGE AND JURY

 

My mother is judge and jury

In our domestic establishment

She ensures we all do our bit

It’s known as Chore enforcement

THEY MADE A CLEAN GETAWAY

 

They made a clean getaway

To a remote destination

For peace and quiet

And dirty intentions