I had a very disturbing dream last night
Which I awoke from in some distress
I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper
You might say I had been dicing with death
I had a very disturbing dream last night
Which I awoke from in some distress
I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper
You might say I had been dicing with death
The Inland Revenue keep writing to me
Demanding that I pay or go to prison
But I don’t owe them a penny because
I now live by the seaside at Weston
I want to die peacefully in my sleep
Like my Great Aunt Jane
And not screaming in terror
Like the passenger on her plane
My wife and I had an active sex life
And we used to like to experiment
But those days are now long gone
As SM now means Senior Moment
Fortunately, you have two hands
And hopefully you’ll discover,
One is for helping yourself,
And one is for helping others
I just had a senior moment
When I mentioned to my friend Betty
That when I got the chance
I needed to phone my friend Betty
Tahoma and Calibri walked into a bar
And were told, “you will have to leave I fear
But please don’t take it personally
It’s just that we don't serve your type in here”