72 Miles From The Sea

Thursday, 26 August 2021

We don’t have all the time in the world

Make each day count, is my view

So, focus all of your efforts on today

And do the things you really want to do

Dr Who is renowned

For being totally awesome

But she had to call a Dalek

About a termite problem

Float like a Butterfly

Sting like a Bee

Float like Buffalo,

Get punched in the face

I made an error, for which

There was a deal of stricture

On reflection I should not

Have asked Thor to hang a picture

The habitually disappointed support group

Had good reason to bellyache

As their meeting had been cancelled

And as a result, there would be no cake

Old age is like being in a plane

Flying through a typhoon

Because once you’re on board

There is nothing you can do

Oh, the grand old Duke of York

He had ten thousand men

But after Brexit is settled, they will

Have to go home again