72 Miles From The Sea

Tuesday, 24 August 2021

"Do you want dinner?”

Mavis asked her husband Joe

“Lovely! What are my choices?”

She replied “Yes or no”

Anakin Skywalker

Uses electronic cigarettes

So the Jedi earned the

Darth Vaper epithet

When older performers don’t start their act

But begin by telling you their age instead

The crowd goes wild, but what the audience

Is applauding them for, is not being dead

Every morning like clockwork

I have a healthy bowel movement

At 6 o’clock without exception, but

I don’t wake until well after the event

You know you are getting old

When you can’t work out how

The cereal got into the fridge

And you can’t find the milk now

There are three things that happen, when

You reach my age, in my view

The first thing, your memory starts to go

And I’ve forgotten the other two

When you search high and low

On every shelf and every floor

For your car keys on a bunch

You find them in the front door