Seers of antiquity, interpreters
Of
signs sent by the Gods
Through
bird signs, animal entrails,
Or
primitive Runic methods
Wednesday, 4 August 2021
SEERS OF ANTIQUITY
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 405
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
But
no one could be bothered
To
put him back together again
WHAT IS YOUR EXCERSISE REGIME?
“What is your exercise regime?”
I was asked by my new personal trainer
I said if I already had a regime
I wouldn’t need a personal trainer
MIDDLE AGED EXERCISE
I have found in middle age
When I’m exercising
The best one for my core
Seems to be keeping a fart in
QUASIMODO OF NOTRE DAME
Quasimodo of Notre Dame
Who loved Esmerelda
Always had a hunch
He needed to see a doctor
THE MATHEMATICIAN PONDERED
The mathematician pondered
When he opened the oven door
What the value of pi would be
After being dropped on the floor
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