Lucy Llama was happily surprised
With
a weekend break by her stag
So
she rewarded him with a kiss
And
in a fluster said Alpaca bag
Sunday, 25 July 2021
LUCY LLAMA WAS HAPPILY SURPRISED
POPULAR CULTURE IS VERY INFLUENTIAL
Popular culture is very influential
And
I think it’s brilliant, in my view
How
the Chinese made a language
Entirely
out of pretentious tattoos
POETRY IS REMARKABLE
Poetry is remarkable for
The
amount of joy it brings
But
please poets, we do get it,
Things
are like other things
PICKUP # 17
When you’re on the pull
If
you want to break the ice
Say
something funny
Or
say something nice
Be
devastatingly witty
Or
say something clever
Be
complimentary
Or
just lie in your endeavour
“Wow
are you a computer whiz?”
You
can enquire of her
“Because
it seems you know how
To
turn my software to hardware”
PUT DOWN # 65
Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
If he says “hey a thought just crossed my mind”
Give
him a measured look and say
“So,
a thought crossed your mind?
Well
it must have been a long and lonely journey”.
I GOT THE SACK
I got the sack, to my sorrow
But
I still have to go in tomorrow
All
though I don’t want to enter
I
did work at the Job Center
THE HALF A CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD
The half a chicken crossed the road
Because
he had no one beside
So,
the reason it crossed the road
Was
to get to its other side
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